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“Bird feeder controversies”

These birds are asking the questions that we’ve all been wondering.

IS moon a cat?Sometimes I lie awake at night.

“Leaning how to talking to women”

One can never be too sure.

This is also me on every date.

This comic is all about DOG toys.

Because what matters most in life are family, friends and jokes in Portable Document Format.

Side Note: Did y’all actually track down the “pumpkin_jokes.pdf” like I did? It’s so worth it.

Spit it out already, Dr. Lemon!

If he could had finished his entire talk, the audience surely would have reacted sourly to his views.

You know what? I bet Horse believes in a saddle-shaped universe.

I had to sneak in Degas and Picasso horse paintings, of course.

This is one of my favorite Horse tweets. So dark. So mysterious!

In the words of Robert Muldoon: “Clever girl.”

When speaking publicly, it’s very important to know your audience.

The real question is “Who put the TWINE there?”

Science is cool, y’all.

This particular Horse_eComic is very open-ended.

I don’t think Horse will ever jump the shark, you guys.

All heads must go!