“tree netting, tree shading, gopher”
I always knew they were up to no good.
But then again, birds ARE delicious.
NOTE: Yes, I KNOW that all the cool kids are watching Avengers right now but I’ll post a comic anyways. <3

“tree netting, tree shading, gopher”

I always knew they were up to no good.

But then again, birds ARE delicious.

NOTE: Yes, I KNOW that all the cool kids are watching Avengers right now but I’ll post a comic anyways. <3

&#8220;Do I have to be good looking to attract an Asian&#8221;
Unfortunately, yes. And keep in mind that their vision is based on movement.

“Do I have to be good looking to attract an Asian”


Unfortunately, yes. And keep in mind that their vision is based on movement.

&#8220;Give me any group of people and I guarantee that I will have them burning&#8221;
He literally fires up his aerobics classes.

“Give me any group of people and I guarantee that I will have them burning”

He literally fires up his aerobics classes.

&#8220;Bird feeder controversies&#8221;
These birds are asking the questions that we&#8217;ve all been wondering.
IS moon a cat?Sometimes I lie awake at night.

“Bird feeder controversies”

These birds are asking the questions that we’ve all been wondering.

IS moon a cat?Sometimes I lie awake at night.

&#8220;THIS IS WHAT IS&#8221;
Horse probably shared the manger with Baby J.

“THIS IS WHAT IS”

Horse probably shared the manger with Baby J.

&#8220;The glory and romance of archery&#8221;
If love hurts, it&#8217;s because Cupid is a sadist.

“The glory and romance of archery”

If love hurts, it’s because Cupid is a sadist.

&#8220;Leaning how to talking to women&#8221;
One can never be too sure.
This is also me on every date.

“Leaning how to talking to women”

One can never be too sure.

This is also me on every date.

&#8220;Check out some of these moves&#8221;
Horse is master of a wide variety of things that involve moving.
Also, he is a Street Fighter. DLC, please.

“Check out some of these moves”

Horse is master of a wide variety of things that involve moving.

Also, he is a Street Fighter. DLC, please.

&#8220;Turn trash bags into Tarantulas.&#8221;
The Sci-Guys are back for more Horse Science! 
Gosh, that final line may be my finest bit of comic dialogue yet. IMO.

“Turn trash bags into Tarantulas.”

The Sci-Guys are back for more Horse Science! 

Gosh, that final line may be my finest bit of comic dialogue yet. IMO.

&#8220;walk into your house and see a new chair&#8221;
I hope the next thing Sybille said wasn&#8217;t &#8220;We need to talk. Sit down.&#8221;

“walk into your house and see a new chair”

I hope the next thing Sybille said wasn’t “We need to talk. Sit down.”

&#8220;The last thing you would want to do to your best friend is throw him&#8221;
What a silly misunderstanding: The voices in his head were saying &#8220;broheim,&#8221; not &#8220;throw him!&#8221;
Also, I&#8217;m going to go ahead and ironically name the guy on the left &#8220;Cliff.&#8221;

“The last thing you would want to do to your best friend is throw him”

What a silly misunderstanding: The voices in his head were saying “broheim,” not “throw him!”

Also, I’m going to go ahead and ironically name the guy on the left “Cliff.”

I just spent about ten minutes trying to think of some witty commentary for this one, but all I could come up with was &#8220;Hey boa, it was MICE to know ya!&#8221;

I just spent about ten minutes trying to think of some witty commentary for this one, but all I could come up with was “Hey boa, it was MICE to know ya!”

When your castle is under siege, you may start listening to foolish ideas.
The Juice Suggester

When your castle is under siege, you may start listening to foolish ideas.

The Juice Suggester

&#8220;accept spooky objects&#8221;
I think it&#8217;s safe to say that this girl didn&#8217;t follow Horse&#8217;s advice. But you never know what some people are into these days!

“accept spooky objects”

I think it’s safe to say that this girl didn’t follow Horse’s advice. But you never know what some people are into these days!

Careful, vampires! If you make bikini babes angry, they&#8217;ll be out for blood.

Careful, vampires! If you make bikini babes angry, they’ll be out for blood.