“Inside every dog there exists a perfect”
Once you’re lured past the event horizon, you’ll never be able to escape dog. Never.
HEY Y’ALL, who’s going to TCAF this weekend? I am. I don’t have a table or anything, but I will have a few Horse_eComics minis and Tim Curry sketch zines on me. So track me down and give me a high-five and let’s party in Toronto!
“The Science of Ghosts”
Also, definitive proof that one cannot travel faster than the speed of fright.
The punchline of this comic actually came from my tweet reply to @Horse_ebooks, which everyone but Horse seemed to enjoy.
“seven years of experimenting we don t really mind what they re called)”
Honestly, I think “spidercorn” is pretty spot-on for this creature.
“you that there exists”
I can’t pass up the opportunity to make a quantum mechanics reference!
“Schrödinger’s Cat” is this weird-ass thought experiment where you would hypothetically put a cat in a box for an hour along with a radioactive acid vial, a hammer and a radiation detector. If the detector finds one atom of radioactive decay, it releases the hammer and destroys the vial along with the cat (wtf, right?). Since the box is sealed, you don’t know what’s going on, so in the world of quantum mechanics, the cat is both alive AND dead until you peek in and “superposition” ends and collapses into one possibility and WHAT THE HELL, SCIENCE
“You allow your mind to think these thoughts and then you start freaking”
What kind of wonky-weird broken space-time physics model was the Gremlins universe based on? C’mon, an ELECTRIC GREMLIN? No food “after midnight”? No water ever?
It’s ok. It’s alright. Gizmo’s improvised “paperclip bow” makes up for all nitpicky technical things.
“It would separate real science from hype and snake”
The SciGuys are always up for scientific exploration. Especially if it means debunking outlandish theories. Like the claim that there was a wormhole in some guy’s backyard.
“Increase your speed: does the bag begin to wobble? Stop suddenly: what happens?”
I love when Horse tweets about science things. Horse is a firm supporter of the theory that the universe is saddle-shaped.
I think that my Wednesday and Friday comics will ALSO be science related. Wednesday’s comic will feature snakes and the Sci Guys.
If you like any “science” @Horse_ebooks tweets in particular, be sure and tweet them at me!
“If I could show you a precise leg”
I’m sure science could pull this off.
Here’s that speech from Six Million Dollar Man, as said by the comic’s SciGuys:
“Fools, we can rebuild dat ass. We gots the tech. We gots the capability to build the world’s FIRST bionic horse up in this bitch. Horse_ebooks will be that horse. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster and hella scary, yo.”
“Your strange homecoming”
How does it feel, knowing you’ll grow a goatee and look stereotypically evil in the foreseeable future?
HOW DOES IT FEEL
