"GLIMPSE AT MY LIFESTYLE"
I was powerless to resist this pun.
HEY! Who’s going to SPX this month? I AM.
And I’ve been hard at work on the second Horse_eComics mini book! There are FORTY comics in it, which is double what Mini Volume 1 had. And I’m having this one professionally printed, so it’ll have a fun color cover.
Tweet at me at SPX if you want one!
“You re not alone in your passion for tomatoes!”
You say tomato, I say tomat-OH BABY!
Don’t worry: These two fell in love and will eventually marry-nara. Sauce. Ahem.
"I thought of car"
Well, at least we can assume he has a good sex drive.
"The Science of Ghosts"
Also, definitive proof that one cannot travel faster than the speed of fright.
The punchline of this comic actually came from my tweet reply to @Horse_ebooks, which everyone but Horse seemed to enjoy.
"FITNESS A FIREMAN NEED TO RUN UP 7 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS CARRYING HIS HEAVY AND AWKWARD GEAR, AND THEN HAVING TO BREAK DOWN"
Horse, you looks good, won’t you back dat ass up
You’se a fire fighter, won’t you back dat ass up
Call me backdrafty when you back dat ass up
I could keep going.
"Believe me, there are people"
And as it dawned on Guru, his hare stood on end.
Thanks to everyone who submitted rabbit names when I asked on twitter!
“You can t afford the huge student”
I get the same reaction to my tweets, yuk yuk yukkk.
“You may think of washboard abs so tight that you could hide”
For some people, a life of crime is a hard thing to stomach.
Speaking of criminals, I’m about start making comics out of all of the “Dalton” @Horse_ebooks tweets. There are over TWENTY of them to pick from! Apparently Dalton is one bad dude.
"What we ve discovered about our amazing minds"
The experiment was merely food for thought.
I’m just going to stop there because I don’t want you to hate me.
"As you might know, I am a full time Internet"
This tweet was so epic that I’ve held onto it for months, hoping that a worthy comic idea would come to me. I hope that two horse/Matrix puns lived up to your expectations!
"How to operate a corn"
Wow, that was a corny pun.
"THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF BIRDS"
You can rest assured knowing that I have at least three more comics worth of bird/economy puns stored up after this one.