“sleep is a recipe”

I PROMISE there are some decidedly less-morbid strips coming up, you guys.

Eesh!

“walk into your house and see a new chair”

I hope the next thing Sybille said wasn’t “We need to talk. Sit down.”

Horse introduces a new music subgenre: Smilecore.

Not to be confused with Puppy Metal, Hug-Hop or Friendie Rock.

I just spent about ten minutes trying to think of some witty commentary for this one, but all I could come up with was “Hey boa, it was MICE to know ya!”

When your castle is under siege, you may start listening to foolish ideas.

The Juice Suggester

“accept spooky objects”

I think it’s safe to say that this girl didn’t follow Horse’s advice. But you never know what some people are into these days!

Careful, vampires! If you make bikini babes angry, they’ll be out for blood.

Horse shows us what happens when God decides to play Himself.

This comic is all about DOG toys.

In the words of Robert Muldoon: “Clever girl.”

On the way to New Orleans Comic Con, Horse stopped by a coffee shop and saw some folks he thought he knew.

ALSO, I uploaded this to the Amazon horse head customer photos gallery, hahahaha.

When speaking publicly, it’s very important to know your audience.

The real question is “Who put the TWINE there?”

Science is cool, y’all.