"Diagram of the Correct Shape of an Ostrich"
"Look closely at old letters, signatures,"
"What can a monk and a sexy girl teach you about releasing hatred? How anger causes stroke. Do you know different ways of looking"
"Don t feel stupid and doomed forever just because you failed on a science,"
Well, here we are, folks. The end of days. As I’m sure you’ve heard, it has been revealed our beloved Horse has actually been a Buzzfeed employee for the past couple of years or so. Horse is being put out to twitter pasture. And as the spirit of Horse passes (untouched by all the negativity surrounding the revelation), I think it’s only right to stop the comics.
They were, after all, based on the belief that a horse spambot was tweeting out silly, nonsensical, morbid and sometimes poetic material. That was really the inspiration behind the comics. Taking something rather bizarre and making it a little MORE so.
Here are some comics I had left in the queue to be posted. In a few minutes I’ll post a couple more (including a guest comic), and then one final comic. I think y’all will like how I’m concluding Horse_eComics…
“It s up to a heart broken inspector to put”
It’s funny bc sadness
Tomorrow for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY I’ll be at Comics & Stuff in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. They were kind enough to invite me along with my good friends Rob (CHEW) and Kody (SWEETS) to bring our goods and sign stuff. So, if you’re in the area, be sure to stop by!
I’ll have the Horse_eComics mini, SHIRTS and original art. I’ll also have my brand-spankin’ new TIM CURRY illustration zine. And I can do commissions!
I’m sure it’ll be an adventure. Follow me here for silly stuff.
The home insurance premium in those parts is also giant. But it’s worth it to be able to sit back on your porch, sip some coffee and just watch the WOMPS womp.
PS I’m posting this during a freak thunderstorm. FREAKY. THUNDERY.
"ANYONE Increase Their Height All You Need"
I surprise myself sometimes with just how DISTURBING these comics get.
A) Yo bro, what’s up?
B) Not much, just workin’ my babs.
A) Cool bro, bab it up.
B) Hells yeah, babbin’ ain’t easy.
"The plan was to get to the Danube River at night, and fully dressed swim across to Yugoslavia, after that, cross the border between"
Anything is possible these days (with magic)!
I put up a little poll on twitter and the horse_eComics facebook, asking:
"If you suddenly found yourself astride a flying unicorn,
what would you exclaim?”
Here are some of the replies:
Holy Shit, Anne McCaffrey was right!
To the comic book store!
Dreams DO come true!
HI HO SILVER BLOOD
Holy flying unicorn balls
Upon my Honor!
(Haha, I see that someone is an Adventure Time fan.)
"Do I have to be good looking to attract an Asian"
Unfortunately, yes. And keep in mind that their vision is based on movement.
"Bird feeder controversies"
These birds are asking the questions that we’ve all been wondering.
IS moon a cat?Sometimes I lie awake at night.
If Horse were a magician, do you think it’d be a one trick pony?
"Get Hold of The Power of Words"
This one is for my fellow Skyrim fans. If you haven’t played it, then you probably don’t know what all the fus is about.
I always wondered why my steed would attack dragons. Now, I realize that it was Horse and he wasn’t havin’ none o’ that dragon nonsense.
On Twitter, I asked my followers to name the baby for me. The first response was from my friend Emmy, who suggested “Stormaggedon.” I asked her if “Geddy” would suffice, to which she agreed.
As promised, here is a list of the other responses:
"The last thing you would want to do to your best friend is throw him"
What a silly misunderstanding: The voices in his head were saying "broheim," not “throw him!”
Also, I’m going to go ahead and ironically name the guy on the left “Cliff.”
I just spent about ten minutes trying to think of some witty commentary for this one, but all I could come up with was "Hey boa, it was MICE to know ya!"
It’s a daunting task to improve your posture, especially if you lack the backbone, YOU GUYS.