“Horse ebooks”
What better final tweet than this one, right? And with this, @Horse_ebooks rides off into the sunset.
Thanks so much to all of you that have been Liking, Reblogging and just Enjoying the comic. Seeing the comments over the past couple of days have really meant a lot to me. 
If you’re interested, I do have the original artwork for many of the comics, which are for sale. Also, I just printed (not exactly the best timing, I know) a mini Volume 2 collection that has 40 of these comics in it. Email me if you’re interested in owning a bit of Horse_eComics art! :D
And while these comics are done, please feel free to keep up with me, as I do have fun stuff planned for the future. I hope you like ducks.
TWITTER! I tweet silly drawings, puns and other things you might enjoy.
I have a personal tumblr, which I’ll start posting to more often!

“Horse ebooks”

What better final tweet than this one, right? And with this, @Horse_ebooks rides off into the sunset.

Thanks so much to all of you that have been Liking, Reblogging and just Enjoying the comic. Seeing the comments over the past couple of days have really meant a lot to me. 

If you’re interested, I do have the original artwork for many of the comics, which are for sale. Also, I just printed (not exactly the best timing, I know) a mini Volume 2 collection that has 40 of these comics in it. Email me if you’re interested in owning a bit of Horse_eComics art! :D

And while these comics are done, please feel free to keep up with me, as I do have fun stuff planned for the future. I hope you like ducks.

TWITTER! I tweet silly drawings, puns and other things you might enjoy.

I have a personal tumblr, which I’ll start posting to more often!

"Introduction to Floating"
This one kind of makes me smile, thought I’d post it before the final comic, which I’ll post in a few minutes.
Thanks for all the fun times, Horse_ebooks. 
Dang, this is pretty sad.

"Introduction to Floating"

This one kind of makes me smile, thought I’d post it before the final comic, which I’ll post in a few minutes.

Thanks for all the fun times, Horse_ebooks. 

Dang, this is pretty sad.

"Unfortunately, times have changed for mariners"
Guest comic submitted by BrutaMod/Andrew
Just in time, too! Stay tuned for a couple more comics, including the FINAL ONE. ;_;

"Unfortunately, times have changed for mariners"

Guest comic submitted by BrutaMod/Andrew

Just in time, too! Stay tuned for a couple more comics, including the FINAL ONE. ;_;

"Diagram of the Correct Shape of an Ostrich"

"Look closely at old letters, signatures,"

"What can a monk and a sexy girl teach you about releasing hatred? How anger causes stroke. Do you know different ways of looking"

"Don t feel stupid and doomed forever just because you failed on a science,"


Well, here we are, folks. The end of days. As I’m sure you’ve heard, it has been revealed our beloved Horse has actually been a Buzzfeed employee for the past couple of years or so. Horse is being put out to twitter pasture. And as the spirit of Horse passes (untouched by all the negativity surrounding the revelation), I think it’s only right to stop the comics.

They were, after all, based on the belief that a horse spambot was tweeting out silly, nonsensical, morbid and sometimes poetic material. That was really the inspiration behind the comics. Taking something rather bizarre and making it a little MORE so.

Here are some comics I had left in the queue to be posted. In a few minutes I’ll post a couple more (including a guest comic), and then one final comic. I think y’all will like how I’m concluding Horse_eComics…

-burt

"More Fish Than You"
Dudes always compete to see who’s the bigger man, but now we’ll find out who’s the bigger fish.

"More Fish Than You"

Dudes always compete to see who’s the bigger man, but now we’ll find out who’s the bigger fish.

"Do you feel slimy and unclean? Are you always fatigued? Are"
Slimer? I BARELY KNOW HER! (You KNOW this joke is going to be in the next Ghostbusters movie.)
Shout out to one of my favorite cartoons growing up.

"Do you feel slimy and unclean? Are you always fatigued? Are"


Slimer? I BARELY KNOW HER! (You KNOW this joke is going to be in the next Ghostbusters movie.)

Shout out to one of my favorite cartoons growing up.

"GLIMPSE AT MY LIFESTYLE"
I was powerless to resist this pun.
HEY! Who’s going to SPX this month? I AM.
And I’ve been hard at work on the second Horse_eComics mini book! There are FORTY comics in it, which is double what Mini Volume 1 had. And I’m having this one professionally printed, so it’ll have a fun color cover.
Tweet at me at SPX if you want one!

"GLIMPSE AT MY LIFESTYLE"


I was powerless to resist this pun.

HEY! Who’s going to SPX this month? I AM.

And I’ve been hard at work on the second Horse_eComics mini book! There are FORTY comics in it, which is double what Mini Volume 1 had. And I’m having this one professionally printed, so it’ll have a fun color cover.

Tweet at me at SPX if you want one!

“Top Secret Money”
I hope the MIBs don’t come after me for blowing the whistle on secret burgers…

“Top Secret Money”

I hope the MIBs don’t come after me for blowing the whistle on secret burgers…

“You ll sound so good they ll fire the piano”
I didn’t check, but I hope that there’s an actual “Club Leg Butt” out there.
If not, someone please make it happen? <333

“You ll sound so good they ll fire the piano”

I didn’t check, but I hope that there’s an actual “Club Leg Butt” out there.

If not, someone please make it happen? <333

"the midst of a huge, rowdy crowd."
I always figured he had a wild side.
And tell me that Wizard Whitebeard ISN&#8217;T in a fantasy metal band.

"the midst of a huge, rowdy crowd."


I always figured he had a wild side.

And tell me that Wizard Whitebeard ISN’T in a fantasy metal band.

&#8220;What does this&#8221;
With great power comes great responsibility. 
Boner Dragon turns things into boners, in case you were wondering.

“What does this”

With great power comes great responsibility. 

Boner Dragon turns things into boners, in case you were wondering.

&#8220;It s up to a heart broken inspector to put&#8221;
It&#8217;s funny bc sadness

“It s up to a heart broken inspector to put”

It’s funny bc sadness

“the nuggets contained”

“I enjoyed eating”


…and she always will. Hey, don’t nugget till you try it!

Is this the first time I linked two Horse tweets together? It was fun; I should do it more!

Let me know if you see any two that would make a good pairing. Besides the 30+ Dalton tweets.

"I have completely eliminated your meal"
That&#8217;s me on every date (Horse and I have a lot in common).

"I have completely eliminated your meal"

That’s me on every date (Horse and I have a lot in common).

&#8220;I Can t Find You,&#8221;
YIKES, sorry.

“I Can t Find You,”

YIKES, sorry.