“It s up to a heart broken inspector to put”
It’s funny bc sadness
“the nuggets contained”
“I enjoyed eating”
…and she always will. Hey, don’t nugget till you try it!
Is this the first time I linked two Horse tweets together? It was fun; I should do it more!
Let me know if you see any two that would make a good pairing. Besides the 30+ Dalton tweets.
“I have completely eliminated your meal”
That’s me on every date (Horse and I have a lot in common).
“FITNESS A FIREMAN NEED TO RUN UP 7 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS CARRYING HIS HEAVY AND AWKWARD GEAR, AND THEN HAVING TO BREAK DOWN”
Horse, you looks good, won’t you back dat ass up
You’se a fire fighter, won’t you back dat ass up
Call me backdrafty when you back dat ass up
I could keep going.
“How to Properly Scream”
I ain’t ‘fraid of no goats!
Haha, this one was a lot of fun to draw.
Well, they all are. But… goats.
“Professional Muay Thai Instructors HATE ME!”
It’s because you’re too KNEEdy ha ha ha
Ahem, sorry. My sense of humor, ladies and gentlemen.
“Every country thinks there is a magical number”
Now THAT would be an interesting read. Get on it, Horse.
“Do you think dating is too confusing? Do you”
It’s all sorts of confusion, Horse. Some of it is cute but most of it is WEIRD and AWKWARD.
“you that there exists”
I can’t pass up the opportunity to make a quantum mechanics reference!
“Schrödinger’s Cat” is this weird-ass thought experiment where you would hypothetically put a cat in a box for an hour along with a radioactive acid vial, a hammer and a radiation detector. If the detector finds one atom of radioactive decay, it releases the hammer and destroys the vial along with the cat (wtf, right?). Since the box is sealed, you don’t know what’s going on, so in the world of quantum mechanics, the cat is both alive AND dead until you peek in and “superposition” ends and collapses into one possibility and WHAT THE HELL, SCIENCE