“WHO SET OUT TO LEARN”
King Ferd is SUCH a downer, gahhhh.
:throws maps on the floor:
“and inexpensively make your home unattractive”
If you’re planning on making your home unattractive, Horse recommends opening several (or all) windows for ventilation.
My ORIGINAL idea involved an interior decorator walking around pointing at things and saying “Poop. More poop here. Make this poop,” etc etc. And installing a toilet made OUT OF poop.
One day…one day I’ll get to draw such a toilet.
“sleep is a recipe”
I PROMISE there are some decidedly less-morbid strips coming up, you guys.
Eesh!
“Bird”
I’m curious as to how many people had the same reaction to this comic as those birds did.
OH, another Gawker article ran featuring the guy that created @horse_ebooks. He’s pretty proud of how well Horse has been received (for a spambot). Enough so that his site boasts “As seen on The New York Times and Gawker blogs,” but links to the NYT post about my comics. LULZ.
“The plan was to get to the Danube River at night, and fully dressed swim across to Yugoslavia, after that, cross the border between”
Anything is possible these days (with magic)!
I put up a little poll on twitter and the horse_eComics facebook, asking:
“If you suddenly found yourself astride a flying unicorn,
what would you exclaim?”
Here are some of the replies:
Holy Shit, Anne McCaffrey was right!
To the comic book store!
Dreams DO come true!
HI HO SILVER BLOOD
KOWABUNGHOLE
Holy flying unicorn balls
Mathematical!
Upon my Honor!
Tiger Butts!
(Haha, I see that someone is an Adventure Time fan.)
“FIRE SKY BAR CHUCKLE SKY BUNNY BAR SKY CHARMER SKY DIAMOND DOLL SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY SKY”
I don’t even
“tree netting, tree shading, gopher”
I always knew they were up to no good.
But then again, birds ARE delicious.
NOTE: Yes, I KNOW that all the cool kids are watching Avengers right now but I’ll post a comic anyways. <3
“Who s Training Who?”
Who can say “NO” to a wiener dog?
Who can say “OH GAHHHD IT HURRRTS” to a wiener dog?
“How to recognise and avoid illegal pyramid”
High-fives for anyone who smiles at “GPD.”
Let’s be friends.
“Do I have to be good looking to attract an Asian”
Unfortunately, yes. And keep in mind that their vision is based on movement.
“Give me any group of people and I guarantee that I will have them burning”
He literally fires up his aerobics classes.
