“Learn How to Sink”

Surprisingly easy to master!

Oh, did anyone watch the Sinking events in the Olympics last week?

“Beverage Meat’

I would assume that you’d drink beverage meat through a hot dog weenie straw.

This is a pretty epic tweet from Horse, I hope y’all like what I came up with for the comic! 

Horse introduces a new music subgenre: Smilecore.

Not to be confused with Puppy Metal, Hug-Hop or Friendie Rock.

I just spent about ten minutes trying to think of some witty commentary for this one, but all I could come up with was “Hey boa, it was MICE to know ya!”

When your castle is under siege, you may start listening to foolish ideas.

The Juice Suggester

“accept spooky objects”

I think it’s safe to say that this girl didn’t follow Horse’s advice. But you never know what some people are into these days!

Careful, vampires! If you make bikini babes angry, they’ll be out for blood.

Horse shows us what happens when God decides to play Himself.

I’ve drawn a few pugs and horse-related things in my time, so people always link me to pugs and horses on Twitter and Facebook. This drawing is for you, friends. Let’s all take turns riding the pughorse!

Also, a new horse_eComics strip will be posted tonight!

This comic is all about DOG toys.

Because what matters most in life are family, friends and jokes in Portable Document Format.

Side Note: Did y’all actually track down the “pumpkin_jokes.pdf” like I did? It’s so worth it.

Spit it out already, Dr. Lemon!

If he could had finished his entire talk, the audience surely would have reacted sourly to his views.

You know what? I bet Horse believes in a saddle-shaped universe.

I had to sneak in Degas and Picasso horse paintings, of course.

This is one of my favorite Horse tweets. So dark. So mysterious!

In the words of Robert Muldoon: “Clever girl.”