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These are comics inspired by @Horse_eBooks tweets.

Horse_eBooks is a spam twitterbot that, in an effort to bypass spam filters, posts random excerpts from its online book database. This results in PURE COMEDIC GENIUS.

All comics are by Burton Durand, unless specifically noted.


Also, you can purchase original comic artwork! E-mail me for pricing. 

E-mail horseecomics@gmail.com! Befriend  Horse_eComics on Facebook!</description><title>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @horseecomics)</generator><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>“Vegetable Christmas”
No cookies = no presents.
As...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84794d42bf1d7e0d6fb41d250e0e3d2e/tumblr_mokitgZa7i1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Vegetable Christmas”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No cookies = no presents.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As it should be.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/53247336653</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/53247336653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:56:04 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>christmas</category><category>santa</category><category>cookies</category><category>health</category><category>feel the burn</category></item><item><title>“Your dog is not afraid of altitude at all! Your dog is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a97d40d2ad1395c4d197e5724c80121a/tumblr_mob8t8kQuB1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Your&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; dog is not afraid of altitude at all! Your dog is a real acrobat as well as rock climber! Your dog is able to climb craggy rocks!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was an extreme amount of fun to draw.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fly like a beagle.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52838222440</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52838222440</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:41:32 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>surfin</category><category>rock climbing</category><category>dogs</category><category>pet tricks</category><category>acrobatics</category></item><item><title>“You ll love it… especially when”
What I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f419685c1be41bed0ebcef81d1ef025/tumblr_mo7p492cMn1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;You ll love it… especially when”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;What I wouldn’t give for an infinity hot dog machine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Comic featuring my friend &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/colettebennett" target="_self"&gt;Colette&lt;/a&gt; and her cat &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/enderthefriend" target="_self"&gt;Ender&lt;/a&gt;. They like hot dogs only slightly less than I do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52686292902</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52686292902</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:43:21 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>cats</category><category>hot dogs</category><category>friends</category><category>kawaii</category><category>sugoi</category></item><item><title>“It s up to a heart broken inspector to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1689bdb815b8b0d670c24bf9a4559e0e/tumblr_mo08jptFwD1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;It s up to a heart broken inspector to put”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;It’s funny bc sadness&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52355612815</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52355612815</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 23:02:13 -0500</pubDate><category>horse ebooks</category><category>twitter</category><category>comics</category><category>illustration</category><category>heartbreak</category><category>LADIES</category></item><item><title>“the nuggets contained”
“I enjoyed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/305b6e3e4f104d58fa746069f3b143f1/tumblr_mnuhl12xtS1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29d875dcbfb2dc3fa71e5e3250228672/tumblr_mnuhl12xtS1r8se0eo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;the nuggets contained”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;I enjoyed eating”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;…and she always will. Hey, don’t nugget till you try it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this the first time I linked two Horse tweets together? It was fun; I should do it more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/burtdurand" target="_self"&gt;Let me know&lt;/a&gt; if you see any two that would make a good pairing. Besides the 30+ Dalton tweets.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52103911249</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/52103911249</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 20:31:49 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>horse ebooks</category><category>nug nugs</category><category>nuggets</category><category>fast food</category><category>bad tastes</category></item><item><title>“I have completely eliminated your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a580f04353bcb124c64c073be6f39569/tumblr_mnld6t8owU1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I have completely eliminated your meal”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s me on every date (Horse and I have a lot in common).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/51696729450</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/51696729450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 22:18:29 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>food</category><category>don't date me</category><category>horse ebooks</category><category>portion control</category></item><item><title>“into your cereal boxes and eat your cereal.”
I bet...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54249ffa44e7807ddc5330045d22acc3/tumblr_mnhlz9D7GE1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;into your cereal boxes and eat your cereal.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;I bet that some of y’all will find this comic even more disturbing than the previous one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/51528241839</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/51528241839</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 21:37:57 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>webcomics</category><category>babies</category><category>cereal</category></item><item><title>“I Can t Find You,”
YIKES, sorry.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/434d6158f8b23dbf705b98cc28668e5d/tumblr_mn8dstSbF31r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;I Can t Find You,”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;YIKES, sorry.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/51121828047</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/51121828047</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:02:53 -0500</pubDate><category>horse ebooks</category><category>comics</category><category>webcomics</category><category>horror</category><category>hide and seek</category></item><item><title>“Clicking the buttons is a fun”
It’s bound to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1804ccdfd5cf867180f2691fb1948ec/tumblr_mn4ok6g6yv1r8se0eo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Clicking the buttons is a fun”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;It’s bound to happen to you sooner or later.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow, how long has it been since anyone used the term “cybering”, anyway?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/50961700798</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/50961700798</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:00 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>gaming</category><category>first person smoocher</category></item><item><title>“Escape to romantic cabins and lodges in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f492e1b029125c9eefbde22b0a1c1fe/tumblr_mmtghdW3CH1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Escape to romantic cabins and lodges in the mountain”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They were both in it for life…LOVE, THAT IS!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK, so TCAF was amazing. I hung out with so many amazingly cool people and bought so many comics and minis that if I read one a night, they’d probably last me until next TCAF. I ate POUTINE. While wearing a homemade POUTINE shirt. There were laughs, hugs and even MYSTERY and SUSPENSE!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope to see all my friends again at SPX, which I’m definitely planning to attend. Eventually I’ll get around to publishing these comics in some form, and maybe I’ll even table somewhere!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/50463785385</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/50463785385</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:36:48 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>TCAF</category><category>poutine</category><category>romance</category><category>good times</category></item><item><title>“The first mistake most kissers...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0847e71ecd1a508cba75b086b640b4d4/tumblr_mmigk7WGrU1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“The first mistake most kissers make…and”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;WHOOPS YOU’RE A GHOST &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It wouldn’t be as romantic if it happened like this in the movies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALRIGHT, once again, I’ll be walking around at TCAF this weekend. Give me a high-five if you see me! I’ll have a few Horse minis on me, probably. I’ll be checking &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/burtdurand" target="_self"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt; when I can find solace in Canadian wifi!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49986198113</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49986198113</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 22:04:00 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>TCAF</category><category>kissing</category><category>romance</category><category>whoops</category></item><item><title>“Inside every dog there exists a perfect”
Once...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a75d7cccad39f64154e2aa282ed9d454/tumblr_mmeswyrhqx1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Inside every dog there exists a perfect”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Once you’re lured past the event horizon, you’ll never be able to escape dog. Never.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HEY Y’ALL, who’s going to TCAF this weekend? I am. I don’t have a table or anything, but I will have a few Horse_eComics minis and Tim Curry sketch zines on me. So &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/burtdurand" target="_self"&gt;track me&lt;/a&gt; down and give me a high-five and let’s party in Toronto!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49831115662</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49831115662</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:00 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>TCAF</category><category>dogs</category><category>perfection</category><category>event horizon</category><category>science</category><category>beauty</category></item><item><title>Tomorrow for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY I’ll be at Comics &amp;...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e994a009fbe5e52cc3fe3bc3152d68d/tumblr_mm8ylffpiu1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tomorrow for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY I’ll be at Comics &amp; Stuff in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. They were kind enough to invite me along with my good friends &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/Rob_guillory" target="_blank"&gt;Rob (CHEW)&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/KodyChamberlain" target="_blank"&gt;Kody (SWEETS)&lt;/a&gt; to bring our goods and sign stuff. So, if you’re in the area, be sure to stop by!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ll have the Horse_eComics mini, SHIRTS and original art. I’ll also have my brand-spankin’ new TIM CURRY illustration zine. And I can do commissions! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sure it’ll be an adventure. &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/burtdurand" target="_blank"&gt;Follow me here&lt;/a&gt; for silly stuff.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49548982829</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49548982829</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 18:58:27 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>fcbd</category><category>COOL STUFF</category><category>illustration</category><category>zines</category><category>TIM CURRY</category></item><item><title>“GIANT WEATHER”
The home insurance premium in those...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0deb6e09231e8803af0bc21a3219a923/tumblr_mm5ikoPcgT1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;GIANT WEATHER”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;The home insurance premium in those parts is also giant. But it’s worth it to be able to sit back on your porch, sip some coffee and just watch the WOMPS womp.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;PS I’m posting this during a freak thunderstorm. FREAKY. THUNDERY.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49413031282</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49413031282</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 22:19:36 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>weather</category><category>giants</category><category>womp</category><category>illustration</category><category>art</category></item><item><title>“I thought of car”
Well, at least we can assume he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b662e9a8bc33b10e09810db659eca71/tumblr_mm1q2xOfGH1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I thought of car”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, at least we can assume he has a good sex drive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49228003160</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/49228003160</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:11:21 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>cars</category><category>puns</category><category>close calls</category><category>nightcall</category><category>drive</category></item><item><title>“The Summer Fun Because”
♫Schooooooooool’s out...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d852c5dfcae95f0cf02ea2a97fc34c36/tumblr_mlsjhkdTxS1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;The Summer Fun Because”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;♫&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Schooooooooool’s out FOR-EVER!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;♫&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48827727549</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48827727549</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:10:32 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>end of days</category><category>summer</category><category>bummer</category><category>astronomy</category><category>NASA</category></item><item><title>“ANYONE Increase Their Height All You Need”
I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c12676f13a21ad5cc73043875523107/tumblr_mlosvfgkOY1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“ANYONE Increase Their Height All You Need”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I surprise myself sometimes with just how DISTURBING these comics get.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48665146168</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48665146168</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:42:00 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>bloody mess</category><category>ingenuity</category><category>illustration</category><category>kind of really gross</category></item><item><title>“The Science of Ghosts”
Also, definitive proof that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d653b2cf680ae775fb3fe75150b1a35c/tumblr_mlfjokKu5r1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“The Science of Ghosts”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, definitive proof that one cannot travel faster than the speed of fright.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The punchline of this comic actually came from &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/BurtDurand/status/320917082113970176" target="_blank"&gt;my tweet reply&lt;/a&gt; to @Horse_ebooks, which everyone but Horse seemed to enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48250436919</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48250436919</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:45:56 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>science</category><category>ghosts</category><category>complex formulas</category><category>speed of fright</category><category>puns</category><category>einstein</category></item><item><title>“Ungovernable energy of inner exploration leads her to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e7b611291bc8875bb73770c399c29bb/tumblr_mldqr4cXhV1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Ungovernable energy of inner exploration leads her to meeting with a most erudite man, a martial-arts master and a very”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ooooo a rare, CUTE wordplay comic???? Don’t mind if I do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48174661281</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/48174661281</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:23:28 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>blush</category><category>wordplay</category><category>martial arts</category><category>HIYA</category></item><item><title>“FITNESS A FIREMAN NEED TO RUN UP 7 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/227812974dec2983684fdbe04125b441/tumblr_ml4dsbkweH1r8se0eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;“FITNESS A FIREMAN NEED TO RUN UP 7 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS CARRYING HIS HEAVY AND AWKWARD GEAR, AND THEN HAVING TO BREAK DOWN”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Horse, you looks good, won’t you back dat ass up &lt;br/&gt;You’se a fire fighter, won’t you back dat ass up &lt;br/&gt;Call me backdrafty when you back dat ass up &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;I could keep going.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/47749477439</link><guid>http://horseecomics.tumblr.com/post/47749477439</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:04:59 -0500</pubDate><category>horse ebooks</category><category>comics</category><category>lyrics</category><category>back dat ass up</category><category>dancin</category><category>puns</category></item></channel></rss>
