“Step 2: Embrace The Power Of Eating”
Today’s comic shows that we can ALL be super heroes.
“A very important thing to remember about dogs in general is that ALL DOGS CAN ATTACK”
aka “When Pugs Attack” or “Jurassic Pug”
"Jurassic Bark" (pun sent in by goldenbirdillustration)
"As you can see the picture"
The first documented proof of the existence of ghost butts!!!
EXCITING. REMARKABLE. ASS-TOUNDING.
“Remember the last time you were sitting”
He was trying to FORGET, Horse.
(I guess that bird thought he was a pizza???)
“If You Know Nothing About Tattoos For Women.”
…this is always a safe bet.
Pizza is universal, beautiful AND full of taste.
Please let me know if any of you actually get this tattoo. In this exact location.
“You ll sound so good they ll fire the piano”
I didn’t check, but I hope that there’s an actual “Club Leg Butt” out there.
If not, someone please make it happen? <333
“You re not alone in your passion for tomatoes!”
You say tomato, I say tomat-OH BABY!
Don’t worry: These two fell in love and will eventually marry-nara. Sauce. Ahem.
Whatttttttttttt??? That’s pretty awesome! I picture an entire mosh pit of Waldi going nuts to Metallica. Thanks for the message!!
“experience and learning of hundreds of people and their dogs,”
You can teach a dog tricks but you can’t teach a swarm of them to undevour you.
Which is why you shouldn’t try and show off at a dog park.
"the midst of a huge, rowdy crowd."
I always figured he had a wild side.
And tell me that Wizard Whitebeard ISN’T in a fantasy metal band.
“In addition to honey”
Why bees are important to our ecosystem.
Winnie the Pooh knew what was up. He knew about the pizzacombs.
(I’m pretty proud of this one, y’all.)