What better final tweet than this one, right? And with this, @Horse_ebooks rides off into the sunset.
Thanks so much to all of you that have been Liking, Reblogging and just Enjoying the comic. Seeing the comments over the past couple of days have really meant a lot to me.
If you’re interested, I do have the original artwork for many of the comics, which are for sale. Also, I just printed (not exactly the best timing, I know) a mini Volume 2 collection that has 40 of these comics in it. Email me if you’re interested in owning a bit of Horse_eComics art! :D
And while these comics are done, please feel free to keep up with me, as I do have fun stuff planned for the future. I hope you like ducks.
TWITTER! I tweet silly drawings, puns and other things you might enjoy.
I have a personal tumblr, which I’ll start posting to more often!
"Introduction to Floating"
This one kind of makes me smile, thought I’d post it before the final comic, which I’ll post in a few minutes.
Thanks for all the fun times, Horse_ebooks.
Dang, this is pretty sad.
"Unfortunately, times have changed for mariners"
Guest comic submitted by BrutaMod/Andrew
Just in time, too! Stay tuned for a couple more comics, including the FINAL ONE. ;_;
"Diagram of the Correct Shape of an Ostrich"
"Look closely at old letters, signatures,"
"What can a monk and a sexy girl teach you about releasing hatred? How anger causes stroke. Do you know different ways of looking"
"Don t feel stupid and doomed forever just because you failed on a science,"
Well, here we are, folks. The end of days. As I’m sure you’ve heard, it has been revealed our beloved Horse has actually been a Buzzfeed employee for the past couple of years or so. Horse is being put out to twitter pasture. And as the spirit of Horse passes (untouched by all the negativity surrounding the revelation), I think it’s only right to stop the comics.
They were, after all, based on the belief that a horse spambot was tweeting out silly, nonsensical, morbid and sometimes poetic material. That was really the inspiration behind the comics. Taking something rather bizarre and making it a little MORE so.
Here are some comics I had left in the queue to be posted. In a few minutes I’ll post a couple more (including a guest comic), and then one final comic. I think y’all will like how I’m concluding Horse_eComics…
Is it true? Was the Horse_eBooks twitter all a big hoax in the name of viral marketing? Please tell me that you had no part in this (admittedly magnificent) act of deception! :o
I had no idea that Horse was really a guy (or two) for the past couple of years. I always was greatly entertained at the thought of a spambot generating random, silly and sometimes poetic tweets. I really enjoyed making comics that added even more craziness upon that. And now that Horse is done, so are the comics. I’m going to make one final post soon. But thank y’all so much for reading the comic and being so supportive. I’ll definitely try and get something new going soon.
"More Fish Than You"
Dudes always compete to see who’s the bigger man, but now we’ll find out who’s the bigger fish.
"Hopelessly lost, a businessman"
Starting a business in the deep jungle? That’s what I call ADVENTURE CAPITAL!
The Horse_eComics Volume 2 mini books will be delivered to me tomorrow, which is good since I fly out to SPX on Friday ;)
"Back that Deep"
Well, looks like there’s another underwater cave to explore!
Only a few days until SPX! Yayayaya.
"Do you feel slimy and unclean? Are you always fatigued? Are"
Slimer? I BARELY KNOW HER! (You KNOW this joke is going to be in the next Ghostbusters movie.)
Shout out to one of my favorite cartoons growing up.
"GLIMPSE AT MY LIFESTYLE"
I was powerless to resist this pun.
HEY! Who’s going to SPX this month? I AM.
And I’ve been hard at work on the second Horse_eComics mini book! There are FORTY comics in it, which is double what Mini Volume 1 had. And I’m having this one professionally printed, so it’ll have a fun color cover.
Tweet at me at SPX if you want one!
"How to Develop the Guts to Talk"
Now you know how I found the courage to talk to girls.
Sidenote: How did it take me this long to put Robocop into a comic?!?! One of my ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIES AHHH.
“Top Secret Money”
I hope the MIBs don’t come after me for blowing the whistle on secret burgers…
“You love french fries and other”
Sometimes a meal is where you’ll find chew love.
Also, love at first bite.
Feel free to add your own food/love puns!
"Who Else Wants To Become A Golf Ball"
STEP RIGHT UP. GET IN LINE. BE A GOLF BALL.
NO PUSHING. EVERYONE CAN BE A GOLF BALL.
Are you feeling GREEN? Have you lost your drive(r)? Think your daily routine just “par for the course?” Well, there’s a reason for that:
You’re destined to be a golf ball.
Sign these waivers first.